August 2009
255 posts
Besides the fact that I love females, being a...
christianasays:
jfjustsaidthat:
christianasays:
It’s so much easier to have sex since your parents assume your straight so if a girl comes over to spend the night its totally cool to sleep in the same bed.
Lesbians have the lowest STD rate.
Don’t have to worry about babies.
And women understand and know how to please other women in a way a man can’t and will never understand.
Its a win...
Besides the fact that I love females, being a...
christianasays:
It’s so much easier to have sex since your parents assume your straight so if a girl comes over to spend the night its totally cool to sleep in the same bed.
Lesbians have the lowest STD rate.
Don’t have to worry about babies.
And women understand and know how to please other women in a way a man can’t and will never understand.
Its a win win win win situation. =D
Au...
"I try to only follow people whose views coincide...
morejaylesswar:
minipixels:
I’m sorry, I tried not to get involved until now.
DISCLAIMER: NO BEEF!
But don’t you always preach open mindedness and all that junk? This is a little … closed minded. I don’t know, am I wrong?
I agree with your position.
and LOL @ you and your “I agree with your position.”
Lawls. Everyone on here seems out of their minds tonight, I swear. Something...
christianasays:
nelliemindrawn:
theprototypee:
Just to let it be known I ain’t sayin anyone who posted their ass or tits or whatever are ”sluts” or “whores” or whatever the word may be to each their own, do your thing ladies!
My opinion just is whatever goes out there (the web) .. yeeen everr gettin that shit back. The delete button only goes so far.
yesss girl! once it’s on the internet,...
July 2009
223 posts
Hmmm...
vivalakincade:
jfkennedy:
All of this talk about women who can and can’t cook.
I mean, honestly … my mother is a great cook so it’d be hard for me to go from that, to nothing. Yeah, I can cook for myself, but there’s something sexy about a woman that cooks. Not on some “she’s a slave” or “below me” shit … it’s just very attractive. Men usually want women like their mothers (to some degree),...
Bitch said she was done, now, why is this hoe...
christianasays:
ferno:
christianasays:
(via ferno)
Does it make you feel more manly calling me a bitch and a “hoe”? I’m just wondering.
I thought you were done?
Well I can’t let you disrespect me and get away with it now can I? So answer the question, does it make you feel more manly when you degrade a woman? If so, you’ve got some seriously fucked up inferiority complex. (BTW- I made...
if a bitch can't cook, so fucking what.
tikalumbo:
weekendjumpoff:
that-girl-is-poison:
maybe no one took the time to teach her. or maybe she wasn’t interested if they did.
after all, cooking is fucking boring.
=/
if you cant feed yourself, or yo man, you better be gettin BUCKETS OF MONEY EACH PAY CHECK.
Why do I have to feed the person I’m with? Why can’t he feed me?
why can’t we feed each other, rolling around...
How do you guys feel about phone sex? o.0
christianasays:
Just asking…
lol.
i’ve done it before though.
[sarcasm]Well thanks for all the help,...
christianasays:
Fuck off. =)
With love,
christianasays.
history says, going backwards in relationships rarely works out.
esp. in a relationship like that.
cherish that she was your first dsfdsfdf <—- stuff ion want to know lol, and then move on to someone who won’t flip out over a friggin’ AIM away. That’s about … them.
Lmao well EXCUSEEE me Mr.Jfkennedy,
christianasays:
jfjustsaidthat:
christianasays:
I just listened to your Every Girl freestyle….
It was very good but,
LMAO.
You are something else.
lmaoooo, stop watching those vids!
Lmao no omg its really good! I was just like =OOO, “he did not just say that?”
what did i say?
Lmao well EXCUSEEE me Mr.Jfkennedy,
christianasays:
I just listened to your Every Girl freestyle….
It was very good but,
LMAO.
You are something else.
lmaoooo, stop watching those vids!
QUICK... find the sickest freestyle you have ever...
christianasays:
jfjustsaidthat:
ibrahimsinquiries:
GO!
damn, who is this cool ass dude?!
http://vimeo.com/2746185
LOL. don’t take it srsly.
Lmao this made me smile while watching.
You seem like you have a really attractive personality, no hetero. x]
*steals hat*
;O that’s my favorite hat!
QUICK... find the sickest freestyle you have ever...
ibrahimsinquiries:
GO!
damn, who is this cool ass dude?!
http://vimeo.com/2746185
LOL. don’t take it srsly.
Formspring
respectdue:
“do you think you’re prettier than your sister? uhh these questions are anonymous right?” - Actually no. People ask me this all the time, and I’m completely honest when i say no. & Yes! Its anonymous. “hi who are u” - Take a guess “If this is really anonymous… Then who am I? LOL” - I don’t know LOL “Spit or swallow?” -Excuse me? “who do u think is the prettiest out of all ur...
5$ Says...
christianasays:
that I bag more girls then the guys on Tumblr. =O
Only cause I’m polite.
Unlike Mr. Ibrahim over here. *cough*
Halle Berry. -_-
teach me how to get the wimmenz.
Javis and Eric
javisjohnson:
melanderson:
You’re on the christmas list. lol Thanks you guys!
YES!
*high fives whoever the fuck Eric is*
i guess that’s me.
-looks around.
^5!
Ahhhhh, summer.
jewelinthelotus:
Live jazz and a picnic in the park with Nick and the boys. Strawberry salad with poppyseed dressing, veggie sammich, and Fiji water. Climbing the “spider thing” and seeing the last of the fireflies. Staring at the peachy rose sunset, listening to Billie Holiday, holding hands while they read (quietly, no less) in the car on the way home.
Ahhhhh, summer.
Please don’t go.
...
JAY-Z > KANYE
thelittleasian:
y-n0t:
thelittleasian:
FUCK YOU, ERIC.
AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO THINKS I’M WRONG.
:(
so im confused…if i disagree, does that mean we get to fuck? <_<
HELL NO.
If you disagree with me, I shall never even consider it =/
Jay-z > Kanye ALWAYS.
she’s lying homie.
shaanmichael:
jfkennedy:
Kanye though …
I knew I’d be diehard Kanye fan when I first heard him on “Through The Wire”. I had the internet, but only used it for like, 30 minutes a day (as opposed to 12 hours today) so I didn’t know about his mixtapes and whatnot.
I was driving in Drivers Ed., and “Through The Wire” came on and somehow, that and “Burn” are the two songs I learned how to drive...
Sorry
deeeez:
I know. (= thankssss
feel better Di!
you know you can always call, don’t think you can’t.
blah: What kind of brands do you wear specifically? Anything “hyped?” - anonymous
I wear a lot of Hanes (tees) lol. I love DC shirts, Zoo York shirts, Lacoste polo’s, and Levi jeans. I like the simplicity of Supreme, and people think that that’s pretty hyped.
Besides that, it’s more of a, “hey, that shirt is nice,” and I buy it. Don’t worry much...
flightobsession:
jfjustsaidthat:
two hints: he’s meaaaaaaaan, and vicious!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
):
that’s some bs. i’m buying a plane ticket… RIGHT NOW!
but.. i bet you don’t meet him tho. (:
but a free lupe concert is always wonderful. (sigh)
don’t you live in the Chi? like, 3 hours away loll.
i’ll record a video for you! i’ma try to get my ass in...
flightobsession:
jfjustsaidthat:
flightobsession:
Does that nope mean she’s not real, or does it mean you haven’t?
guess who is coming to my city Saturday to perform … for free.
-crosses fingers that it’s not lupe..
who?
two hints: he’s meaaaaaaaan, and vicious!
flightobsession:
Does that nope mean she’s not real, or does it mean you haven’t?
guess who is coming to my city Saturday to perform … for free.
List of females I would fuck on tumblr and how I...
ferno:
Here goes the list…I’m also going in order of followers and this list will be updated whenever I feel like fuckin updating this piece of shit…
1. c-pain-In all honesty, I’d just fuck her just to cure boredom and I think she’d be a boring fuck so she would just get regular dick, nut, and leave…
2. deevah-She would get the biz cause I never fucked a white girl and she a big girl so I...
If you don't want my peaches don't shake my tree.
(via freakend0pe)
*shake, shake.
wait. watchu mean by peaches? lol.
th3paintbrush:
jfkennedy:
Blu - All The King’s...
“Sometimes I love being an atheist. I love being not stupid even more.”
– -leadmenot, perfectly describing how crazies like razzlesparkledazzle make half of tumblr feel. (via n-n-nicky)
——
and how much better is that than calling atheists stupid?
formspring: Haha, can you help me out with how you fix youre desktop? its pretty sick, with youre icons. where you get them?
I get most of my icons from deviantart, iconfactory, or iconspedia.
You’ll have to dl candybar to change the icons.
i also change docks depending on my wallpaper, & i get those from superdocker.
staceysterling:
Kevin Michael - Can’t Get Enuff...
as sensitive as I *should* be to that scene from...
sheisl0ved:
sweetash311:
misstrin:
sheisl0ved:
you know…the never let go one? yeah…I still think to myself “that dumb broad let go…”
I’m just saying. lol
no she didn’t…she let go of his hand but she never let go of her promise :D lol. but she had to let go of his hand…that what she going to do? he was an icecube
she had to let go of his hand in order to keep her promise that she’d...
Intervention
wishforme:
So most of my friends complain about me not staying in touch. One of my friends took it upon herself and called my father and told him I was “on some other shit.” -_- I’m not on some other shit. I just don’t fancy people. Don’t take it personal. She’s coming over my house next weekend………..did you really have to call my dad lulz.
lmao, wow … i guess she’s really concerned...
“Telling a woman to suck it up? How about you shove your face down there and SUCK...”
– Allymack (via shesillmatic)
—-
girl power!
-turns on the Spice Girls.
Okay, so Michael Vick was and is being penalized...
dreammerchant:
By people who probably watch organized fights (UFC and the like), own blood diamonds and materials created in sweatshops.
No offense, but dead dogs don’t really mean that much to me. Pets are just consumers anyway. And that’s the truth.
Forget the animals and raise your kids.
And get over yourselves.
word.
ppl may hate me for this, but IMO … what separates a dog from a...
beyondtheinfluence:
jfkennedy:
Someone educate me on why black women (and not all, but a lot from what I’ve noticed) hate to see black men date white women.
I had a picture on my phone of a friend of mine (caucasian) and myself, and when my ex-gf saw it she kind of snorted and said, “figures.” When I asked her what that meant she just said something about me probably ending up with a white...
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates...
comf:
fuckyeahfacts:
MSN Lifestyle
submitted by: sourient
no wonder my beard never really grows.
LMAO!!!
certifiedholic:
Am I the only one that answers the phone in a extra deep ass voice when the number is unfamiliar?
Whew,I crack myself up.
what happened to mean mug mondays cuhhh?
I'm waiting for this medicine to kick in.
krrsten:
onlymichelle:
My head is pounding and I’m stripping to nothing, sitting in a corner of my bed trying to make myself tired because this migraine is making me want to throw up or smash things.
I couldn’t even work on my paper and I can barely type this. Everything hurts.
go take an ice cold shower!
this happened to me on canada day
and i was puking and crying and so bad.
COLD...
